I can’t believe the Irken Empire conquered tumblr.
Actually, that’s a common misconception. Cats kill animals and bring them to you because they think you’re a shitty hunter and they don’t want you to starve.
So it’s kind of love, but it’s mostly because you suck at catching food
I’m pretty sure “I don’t want you to starve” is the maximum level of love cats are able to give.
^Truth. Cats pity us.
Look I made a thing.
I’ve been meaning to do this for a long time, and my Layers & Effects final gave me the perfect excuse. Written and performed by:
http://veggieblt.tumblr.com/ - Spades Slick
http://ambitiousbard.tumblr.com/ - Karkat Vantas
Characters property of Andrew Hussie.
GOD THIS IS GREAT thank you so much!
(MARK FUCKING LOOK AT THIS MASTERPIECE)
JESUS THIS IS PERFECT
If you want someone who is legit Spades Slick, you always go to Veggie. Great work on this guys~
STOPPING’S FOR PUSSIES
Went on a date with IronMan. This could be really good or really bad.
crashed a party with the Chitauri. Oh awesome of course I like gathered up a horde of alien invaders and crashed a party that’s pretty much completely something I would do on my birthday.
Went to prom with Captain America. He would probably have a corsage and get me home by eleven.
So there’s a guy I work with at the YMCA swimming teacher job, let’s call him Brent. He’s another teacher and he lifeguards when he’s not teaching, and we get along. So I was teaching this class of hyperactive four-year-olds and being a big goofball and we were at the end of class and playing a…
AGREED. ALL OF THIS. The problem is with you, Brent. It’s all you. All those parents have seen their kids naked baby butts before, and I bet those kids with siblings have at some point taken baths together and don’t give any kind of care. Because they’re little kids. KIDS.